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hi Cesar, I am Javi: There was a time two bats that were hungry for blood, had a long time without eating.
Suddenly comes another bat with his mouth bathed in blood, and the other bats were left amazed and ask:
Hey, where you get so much blood?
And the bat he replied:
You see that wall that is there?
And the bats responded:
Yes!
Well, I saw it.
hi Cesar,!!I´m dani"yuri" :A woman comes home and found her husband with a Bat in hand
What are you doing?
The answer: killing flies
And you killed anyone?
Yes! 3 males and 2 females!
Intrigued she asks him:
How do you know if you are male or female?
The answer:
3 were in the glass of beer and 2 on your phone!
Sometimes when something happens, we think that mustn't have happen like that.
That's why we feel, when a well-liked being dead, when we lose an election, when we suffer any defeat, that all was put an end. And that isn't true.
This is always the beginning. Because the greatness is attain, not when all is good, but when the life put you to the test, when you have a big mistake, when someone disappoint you, when the sadness overcome you...
Because only being in the bottom of the valley, you can know the fantastic of be in the top of the mountain.
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz 1ºAC
Sometimes the reality come in secretly and bite us the ass, and when the dike burst, you can only swim.
The world of the deceptions is a cage, we can only deceive us for a certain time.
We get tired, we have fear.
Deny it not change the reality, after o later we have to leave the negotiations aside and face up to the world face to face with all our arms; when the dike burst there're an enormous ocean ahead of you, but, ¿how you archieve don't drown you?
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz 1º AC
Victoria and I were in class of Maths, the bell sounded, Victoria looked at her watch and she said me that it was the time of recreation. We went down to the court and there weren't anybody, it was strange!. Some girls asked us that we did there, Victoria looked at her watch and she saw that we had gone down to the court one hour before.
¡¡¡¡That embarrassed!!!!
Lucía Vallejo.
A drunkard is in a bus and he shouts:
- People who are in a part of behind are bastards. People who are in the front part are idiots and people who are in the middle are sillies!!!!!
The bus driver jammed on the brakes when he heard it and the passengers are unbalanced. He seized the drunkard for the neck of the shirt and he asked:
- Fucking drunkard!! Can you repeat who are bastards, who are idiots, and who are sillies?
And the drunkard answers:
- How do you want that I knows it? You mixed me all the people!!!!!
Alba Sánchez 1ºAC
know*
* Human can stand two weeks without drink, two weeks without food, a lot of years without home, but human can't stand the loneliness.
* The possibility to realize a dream is the motive that does the life interesting.
- Paulo Coelho.
Alba Sánchez 1ºAC
A man was walking along the street when he found a penguin walking alone. So he picked it up and took it to the police station.
He said to the policeman "I found this penguin in the street. What should I do with it?"
The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to the Zoo.
The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the policestation with the penguin.
The next day the policeman was in the city centre when he saw the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo"
The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to the cinema."
Loli Pinel del Valle 1ºAC
This is a good story about a couple:
Euthanasia: yes or not?
Last night my girlfriend and me were talking about the things of the life. And we began to debate abut the life and death.
I said her: “You never allow that I live in vegetative state, depending of machines and with bottles of whey. If you’re seeing me in that state, please you must disconnect the machines, because I prefer the death!!”
Then she got up with face of amazement and the bitch disconnected the TV, the computer, the play station, the radio, she puts out the music and she removed me the beer.
That daughter of bitch, almost I die!!
hahahaha!
Alba Sánchez 1ºAC.
Time is too slow for those who wait, too quick for those who are afraid, too long for those who suffer, too short for those who celebrate, but for those who love, time is eternal.
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz 1ºAC
Because nobody can know for you.
Nobody can believe for you.
Nobody can look for for you.
Nobody can do for you that you himself must do.
The existence doesn’t accept representatives.
Jorge Bucay.
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz 1ºAC
Hi Cesar!!
How are you?
I feel sad today, because 1st Bach is very difficut. I feel that I can't with Pyshics. I won't pass the exam..
Today, in the afternoon, I tryed to do some problems, but I wasn't capable... :(
And Maths only fifty fifty... because I have always silly mistakes, for examples the signs!! I'm a disaster!!!
See you César!!
xxx
Alba Sánchez 1ºAC
Holy Claus, Peter Pan, a decent attorney and a drunkard walk friendly along the streets of a city, when suddenly they meet a ticket of money of hundred dollars thrown in the path. The one who does remain with the ticket of money?
The drunkard, because other three prominent figures do not exist ...
hahaha
JACOBO MUÑOZ DE LA ROSA 1ºAC
Eduardo Martín Rodríguez
Hi Cesar. I tell you two jokes.
what said the moon to the sun?
Nothing the moon can´t speak
Can I smoke here?
Of course, you ca, but you must not somke here!
I don't understand Eduardo's jokes. :-(
Esther Gómez Benítez 1ºA.C
These are proverbs of various parts of the world.
Indian proverb:
Before you judge about a person, you must walk three moons in their shoes.
English proverb:
When you point the finger at someone, you remember that the others three fingers point you.
Chinese proverb:
The person that asks is a silly for five minutes, but the person that doesn’t ask is a silly forever.
Excited joined your life to who made feel you woman but the years passed and something change, the respect disappeared.
Like a marionette he manipulated you. Victim of her fear, of failure, of his jealous.
The roughest slap doesn’t be that marked your face, but that made feel you like a shit that don’t worth anything.
Get away from his company, shout, someone listen you.
BE WOMAN, BE MORE LIKE YOU AND GO ON WITH COURAGE AND DOESN’T PERMIT THAT ANYONE DESTROY YOU LIKE A PERSON.
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz
Hello Cesar!! I am Irene and I am going to tell a history.
Everything began when I was twelve years old. I was in house of my grandmother when I heard a noise that was going out of the cupboard.I was scared but I also was puzzled then I opened the cupboard and discovered that there was a great hole inside the cupboard. I entered for the hole and I saw that it was a different world.
In another world everything was of colors and only there were animals. Also there was a very big clock.
Suddenly I saw a very small person, this person was a boy and it he approached me.He said to me that it was a goblin and that I was in a magic world and there my dreams make real. I want to eat a cake of chocolate and suddenly a great cake of chocolate appeared.
The goblin was Fepi and we were very friends. I said to him that if he wanted to come to my world but he said to me that not because nobody could know that he existed. Everything was a secret. But one day my friend Arancha came to house of my grandmother and I told everything. She didn´t believe and then I was to the cupboard teaching her but everything had disappeared...=(
Irene Pérez García 1º AS
Hello César!! Besides the history I wanted to speak about a great injustice:
the bullfighting. I hate it!!!! Yesterday in the night I received a message to the tuenti to go to a bullfight. I think that it is shameful that in the year 2008 there are these things. I don´t understood that there are people like that a man dresses of a form ridiculous and kills to an animal . What is entertained of killing an animal?
I believe that we advance in a few things we should advance also in others. Say that the human are very intelligent...It isn´t sufficient ... We must demonstrate it.
What do you think?
Irene Pérez García 1º AS
A teacher says to Pablo:
-Pablito, that happens if I cut an ear to you?
-I remain deaf
-¿ and do I you cut both ears to you?
-I remain blind
-why?(the teacher asks him)
-for that me fall the glasses
+*******
A policeman detains to a car in the road and he says:
- Which is the official problem?
- you were going at least to 100 k/h and the limit is of 80.
- not official! I only was going to 70. The wife interrupts:
- Ricardo, you were going to 110. - the man looks without warning at his wife
- Also you have the broken indicator.
- Have I broken the indicator?, I didn´t know it, official. The wife interrupts:
- Ricardo, for weeks that you it know. - the man looks furiously at his wife.
- And you deserve another fine for not putting on the safety belt.
- but official, I have taken the belt from me now.
- Ricardo, you never put on the belt. The man says to his wife:
- you don´t speak, María!!!
Then the official says to she:
- Does your husband always speak to you in this tone?
- not,only when he is drunk
hahaha
Irene Pérez García 1º AS
Hi Cesar
I write to you now because I want that you laugh yourself.
A man so verily low, so verily low, so verily low sat down in the profile of a Euro and they hung the legs to him.
Doctor Gonzáles is taking care of a new patient and asks: He sees that one letter of the wall? The patient responds: Yes, lady.
Bye Cesar.
Eduardo Martín Rodríguez
1º AC
This is my new joke Cesar.
What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God
Toledo is a town modern and old. In the part old, there are historical buildings. Between them, there is the church of “San Juan de los Reyes”. The “Alcazar” was constructed for protect the citizen. All the monuments are very picturesque and interesting. There are very excursion of the tourist. In the part modern there are restaurants, discotheque and more places of spare time. In this part live the people. The typical food is "carcamusa". The better place in Toledo is "Luz del Tajo" for go to the shopping. Je,je,je. It's a good place because is an ambient relaxed.
TERESA HERRERO SILVA 1ºAC.
Hi Cesar!! I'm going to write a small poem:
I wanted to die and the to revive to see in this world who loves me well or badly.
Beatriz Estaire Ureña
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!! =D
Alba Schez.
EDUARDO MARTÍN RODRÍGUEZ
1ºAC
Barack Obama eeuu president
I think that Barack, perhaps is a good president for eeuu, but even it´s prompt
Barak Obama is a good person of my gust.I think that he will be a excelent president for the united states and of the world
Daniel Rodriguez Martin
1ºAC
Hi!!
I like Barack Obama because i think that he is a good president and he is good for Spain.
ALVARO MEDINA MUÑOZ
1ºAC
LOLI PINEL DEL VALLE, 1º AC
My opinion about Barack Obama:
I think Barack Obama is a good president for the USA because there is a big diference between George Bush's ideas and his. Also he has chosen good people to trust on.
Barack Obama is the first black president of USA. He to obtained the president's place in a very difficult epoch because he must solve the economic crisis. If it solves this problem I believe that it will be remembered by a lot of time.
Javi García Rafael de la Cruz
1º AC
Barack Obama is the new president of EEUU, he has got two children and his wife is lawyer .Now they is living in (Casa Blanca) in the city of Washington.
Barack Obama want a new era of responsibility and he want repair America, because he said in his speech that he country is poor economicament by the avarice.
The speech of Barack Obama display deeps values that it will mark out his action of Government. Barack Obama affirms that he will work with friends countries and with hostils countries.
I think that Barack Obama will be a nice president of EEUU because he is a young man, a formal man, is a man with nice ideas, he will help the people of EEUU, and the most important is that, throung he is of (black race), the people want that he will be of president and this is very good, and I think that he will do nice work.
Lucia Vallejo Jimenez
I think that will be a big and a good change for EEUU. Obama promise big things that I think will carry out. Besides, he will be the first president the color in his country. He has already get break the racial barrier.
ALBA MUÑOZ ESTEBAN
I´m certain that will be a better president that George Bush (this isn´t difficult). Obama is the first african president is a advance against the racism and I think that this very well because the important is the person, not the color of the person.
I think that obama will be a good president.
IRENE PÉREZ GARCIA 1ºAC
I think that Obama is one of best president of the EE.UU.
I like the ideas that he has such as: retiremed of the army from Irak everybody expects that he improve many things in the world.
He is the first black president in arrive to the white house.
The black Americian belive that with him their position in the American society will improve.
Ana Mª Moreno de los Reyes 1ºAC
Esther Gómez Benítez 1ºA.C
BARAK OBAMA
Barak Obama is the first black president in U.S.A. I think he is going to be a good president because he means a change in U.S.A and in the rest of the world. There are many people support him among these people stand out famous singers, famous actors… He has many prospects. Nowadays Obama lives with his wife Michelle Robinson and his daughters, Malia Ann and Natasha, in the White House.
BARACK OBAMA.
Obama is the first black president in the history of EE.UU. In his speech of victory proclaimed that "The change arrived of EE.UU". I think that Obama will be a good president and will realize many change in his candidacy.
TERESA HERRERO SILVA. 1ºAC.
Obama is the first black president. I believe that he will be one of the best presidents of the history of The United States and that in addition he will be a president much more sensible than the previous ones. In addition he possesses the support of almost all the Americans.
JESÚS ÁNGEL SÁNCHEZ VAQUERIZO 1º AC
BARACK OBAMA
Obama is the first black president of State Joined, the Americans and the rest of the world we hope that he does a great change during his mandate especially in the politics, economy and with the working class.
Obama knows the weight that North America has in the rest of the world, knows that what happens in this country will reverberate in other countries, knows the weight that has on his shoulders and the responsabillity that he acquires with the world.
Beatriz Estaire Ureña
I think that Barack Obama has been a good choice for USA. Obama is diferent and he is the first black president. I think that Barack Obama will be a good president and that he will make good changes for USA.
LUCÍA OLIVA SÁNCHEZ-CHIQUITO 1ºAC
My opinion about Barack Obama:
I think Obama will be a good president of USA.
It is also the first black president.
I also believe that going to solve the crisis in Europe.
Arancha Losana Gómez
Obama is the first black president of the United States, he took the possession on January, and he lives in the white house, the first black president of one of the world powers.
In my opinion Obama will be a good president and he has a very important paper in the economic crisis
Victoria Rodríguez Gómez
Aitor Chico Sordo 1ºAC
Barack Obama is the first president of colour of United States that live in the White house. Obama won the elecctions against MCain.
Now he sustites to George Bush life president of United States.
Barack Obama wants to improve people life that live in EE.UU. I think that Barack Obama will be a good president.
daniel rodriguez carriches
Obama is the first black president.Obama born on August 4, 1961 in the city of Honolulu. I think Obama will be a good president of the United States and will help in every possible way out of the current problems.
Borja Sanchez Lopez-Davila
Barack Obama is the first U.S. president black. He lives in the White House since he took office.
I think it will be a good ke presdente already has great support from the Americans, and ke has to resolve the problem of the crisis.
Barak Obama is the first black president in the unites estates.
It has made many promises to the citizens. We hope that obama is far better president who bush.
Alvaro Gonzalez Gallardo
Barack Obama is the first black president.I think that he is a good president for the USA because he wil change the thing that bus failed.
It's soon for give opinions but I think that he might be a good president of USA.
The most important thing is that Bush isn't in charge.
Also, he put an end to racism and contribute to solve the crisis.
Raquel Vaquerizo Díaz
hi Cesar!!I´m dani carriches this is a joke and said:In a toy, a child chooses a stuffed Kanguro. Going to the box and given a monopoly to the ticket cashier, she said politely:
Love, this is not real money.
And the child replied:
This is not really a Kanguro.jejjejje
Hello Cesar!
I am going to speak about a strange news. For superear the crisis, in London restaurant, the owner uses the motto of: ' Pay what you want ', according to the quality of the food and the service of the waiters. The only thing customers definitely have to pay for are their drinks. But for those really suffering in the credit crisis, the tap water is served free.
Onlooker, truth? Jejeje
IRENE PÉREZ GARCIA
Hello!I am Lucía Vallejo Jiménez.
This is a poem of a girl for a boy.
Baby, I don't know what to say,
It's like that every day,
I've never felt this way,
I just don't know what to do,
If I can't be with you,
boy you know it's true,
I love that thing you do.
Hi César!!!
I don't know that to write but I'm going to tell you a little for a positive. I don't give the composition of the moon, because I forgot give. I think that the man don't go to the moon. I think that record the arrival to the moon in the hollywood. In the photos appear many shadow, and the unic light is the sun. Only had appear unic shadow.
I go to read the book "The last of the Mohicans" for pass to the exam.
GOOD BYE!!!!!
TERESA HERRERO SILVA 1ºAC.
Hi Cesar!
We’re almost finished, only an exam of chemistry, the worst… The English exam was very long. I think that I’m going to have a bad mark.
I’m finishing the speech for tomorrow, I’m going to talk about morning-after pill, a current issue.
Okey, I’m going to follow with the work.
See you tomorrow!
Raquel Vaquerizo
"Is looking for the impossible that the man always has carried out the possible.
These persons that only spend doing that seems possible never have advanced a single step". Bakukin
Hello Cesar!
I write because I am very angry ... I am going to tell a history, of a dog called Nataku. their owners to give up and I burn someone with acid for the head. Regardless the people who saw her weren´t doing anything for helping her.Finally Nataku was gathered by an organization of animals called ANAA. Nataku I recover and the bitch now is happy in her new home.
This demonstrates that though there are very bad people, also there are people who worth it
IRENE PÉREZ GARCIA
1ºAC
Hello!
I write because I am very boring.
Tomorrow I have examination of recovery of philosophy but I can´t study, I can´t center but I do not want to suspend because my mother is going to kill me! Jajaja
I´m going to continue to try this....today...a long evening and a long night!!... bye bye!
IRENE PÉREZ GARCÍA
1ºAC
I´m going to talk about television´s series.
Nowadays,the series of television do the young people to lose enough time in his studys or activitys.
There are series of television goods and bads.
On the one hand, a serie of television good will be El Internado.This serie is enough entertaining and interesting, because it tells events a little ficticious.
Principally Internado´s serie consists in a story of some young(Ivan, Carolina, Julia, Victoria, Roque)which help their friend(Marcos) and his sister to look for their parents and they to do all possible for them.
In my opinion this serie is enough good, therefore, I advise you to see this serie one day, because you will remain satisfied and will like your.
On the other hand, a serie of television bad will be Shinchan since is only teach things bad to the children, like insult his parents, hit his sister...
So, is best that children never watch this serie, so the main character is enough bad polite and cheeky devil.
Learn to distinguish between a serie good and another bad!!
Beatriz Palma García-Page
1º A.C.
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